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The Walking Dead: A Season In Review
After a slow start, Walking Dead really stepped up to the plate and made us fall in love again. Here are just some random thoughts on this season. -Its about time Rick started showing some spine....
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10 Reasons Why The Walking Dead Should Just Kill Lori
This inspired by the College Humor article "10 Reasons Why The Walking Dead Should Just Kill Carl." Granted, Carl is annoying but he's a kid he can still mature. Lori on the other hand...1) She is...
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Phantom of The Opera: An All New Nightmare
Seriously worst movie poster ever I love Phantom of the Opera. I've seen it live, read the book and even own the soundtrack. I love Robert Englund and I thought that I had seen everything he had...
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Tucker & Dale vs. Evil
Tucker & Dale, in my opinion, is one of the best horror movie parodies I've ever seen. It's genuinely funny, smart and doesn't heavily rely on too much special effects. The movies stars Tyler...
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The Unwelcome Child
Terese Pampellone is one of the few female authors who writes true horror. No romances, no wacky mysteries, no love triangles with supernatural beings, just horror. It's tragic that she has only...
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Elvira, we hardly knew ye.
I was trolling around Youtube when I stumbled across this gem: The unaired pilot episode of The Elvira Show. It's a tragedy that this show never made it out of the pilot stage, it was genuinely...
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Witchboard 2: The Devil's Doorway
This movie never had a chance. When you are the Z grade sequel to a B grade film starring Tawny Kitaen, you are pretty much doomed to fail. Just when you thought it was safe to contact the spirits, I...
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Underworld: Awakening
I don't have the best relationship with the Underworld franchise. I liked the first one, cannot remember if I saw the second and have no desire to see the third. But something about Awakening...
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ATM
Hi readers, summer came and stole me away but I have returned. Today I attempt to deposit some interest into the movie, ATM. ATM is what I call a trapped in the closet movie. The usually unlikable...
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Return to Sleepaway Camp
I guess the old adage is true; you can't go home again. And nothing proves this theory more than Return to Sleepaway Camp. Return picks up where the original left off and ignores the previous...
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True Blood: A Season in Review (Spoilers! Consider yourself warned.
Now that True Blood is on hiatus, let's take a look at the highs and lows of season 5. To start with I loved that the season did not completely focus on Sookie. I like Sookie but it was...
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Sleepaway Camp 2: Unhappy Viewers
First I reviewed the cult classic Sleepaway Camp. And then I tackled the not so classic true sequel Return to Sleepaway Camp. Now it's time to delve into the franchises bastard half-sibling Sleepaway...
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My rambling thoughts on The Walking Dead: Seed
Walking Dead is back and better than ever. Months have passed since we last saw our zombie survivalists and they have improved with age. Sadly, Lori is still alive and sporting the fakest baby bump...
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Sleepaway Camp 3: The final nightmare.
Once again reminding us that there are better movies out thereAfter a long hiatus, I have returned. What better way to start a new year by finishing something I had started last year. It’s time to...
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Rise of the Zombies...and my lunch
Very rarely do I hate a zombie movie. The zombie genre is one of my favorites and if you have read my blog, you know I am not afraid of terrible movies. But Rise of the Zombies goes beyond terrible; it...
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Horrifying Non-Horror or Oh Hai, Romy & Michelle.
As far as '90s movies go, Romy & Michelle's High School Reunion is a personal favorite. It had likable characters, a solid cast, and an awesome soundtrack. It was the magic of this film that...
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Alien Nation #1: The Day of Descent by Judith &Garfield Reeves-Stevens
Normally I am not a fan of tie-in novels. While there are some good ones out there, there are plenty more mediocre ones as well. But since I was a huge fan of the Alien Nation series, I had to give...
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V: (The Second Generation) by Kenneth Johnson
This is what the latest remake of V should have been. In fact, this was what the remake would have been until Warner Bros decided to remake the series completely. Nothing against the newer V series,...
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Co-ed Call Girl
Once again, I dive into the pink ghetto known as Lifetime. Like the Nostalgia Critic, I watch it so you don’t have to.Ahh, Tori Spelling, the spoiled rotten fruit of Aaron Spelling’s loins, how I...
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10 Things I Hate About Halloween 5
1. Perfectly good storyline from part 4 is completely abandoned.2. Ellie Cornell is killed off in the first reel taking half of the movies combined talent with her.3. Terrible Awful Atrocious acting 4....
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